Happy Mother’s Day!
Thank you for attending the first-ever “Worst On-Screen Mom” Derby. Here are your hosts, Kate Gosselin and “Mama” June.
Thank you, ladies. You’re truly two of the worst.
The Contestants (grouped by odds to win)
100 – 1 Odds
These Moms are evil, but their chances of winning are slim.
80 – 1 Odds
Slightly worse, but still have work to do.
60 – 1 Odds
We’re getting closer to the favorites, but these ladies still need to step up their game.
40 – 1 Odds
These gals wouldn’t shock anyone if they got close, but we’re still looking at middle of the pack contenders.
20 – 1 Odds
These women are on the cusp of greatness. It might be worth taking a chance on one of these moms.
10 – 1 Odds
Everyone from here on has really put in the works it takes to be the crappiest mother.
8 – 1 Odds
Don’t sleep on this mom, she has a real shot.
6 – 1 Odds
Any of these women could go home with the blue ribbon.
3 – 1 Odds
Pamela is your odds on favorite to be the worst on-screen mother of all time.
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